Month: April 2017

Age and The Golden Years

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Aging!

They call us senior citizens and talk about the “Golden Years”. This is a bunch of hooey originating from some advertising agency in New York City.  Take it from someone who knows, it’s really the “Challenging Years”! You can remember the stupidest things, like what your mother served you for breakfast on your thirteenth birthday, but what eludes you is where you put the item you had in your hand five minutes ago. I have decided that one way to deal with this problem is to have a place for everything and put everything in it’s place, which is of course easier said than done.

Organization

What is that saying? “Show me someone with a clean desk and I will show you someone who doesn’t do anything.” Never one to get discouraged when I had set my mind to something, I purchased a label maker, file folders and  two rolling carts: one for my writing and the other for my genealogy. Recently, I have developed an interest in finding my family roots and thought the  cart, with three shallow drawers and two file drawers, would be perfect for this project. I would have everything in one place, now all I had to do was figure out what I was doing!

You’re Organized, it’s all on that Damn Cart, now Why Can’t You Find It???

I put the results of my and my brother’s DNA tests in a notebook and placed it in the top drawer of my cart. Everything else was stored below, all neatly organized. Someone then asked me a question and naturally I can’t remember the answer, but it should be in a three ring binder in  the top drawer of my genealogy cart… except it isn’t.  I searched the cart, twice, before searching the house, yet still no notebook. This is why I got the cart and I can’t understand why my system has failed. I am getting frustrated and saying some not so nice words when I remember, a few days before I had loaned the book to my daughter.

Conclusion: Aging is a Challenge.

I have decided that there is no magic formula to aging, but there is an alternative; we should all take a leaf out of Auntie Mame’s book and have fun! ( Note: if you don’t know who Auntie Mame is, you should really look her up.) On second thought, maybe I will watch Forest Gump one more time. “Life is like a box of chocolates!” Now I can get behind that!

Happy reading, Linda

 

Spring is Wonderful, Except for the Bugs!

 

There is nothing like spring; the sun shining on the new green leaves, the flowers poking their head through the dirt, it somehow makes the world look fresher and brighter. I opened the patio doors and walked outside to enjoy the day, but as I turned to go inside something darted in ahead of me: the first fly of the year. This guy was large and the fact that he had been hibernating recently didn’t seem to be slowing him down one bit. When I said he was big, I mean he was huge, like the size of a WWII bomber. I grabbed the spray and chased him around the house, wondering which of us was going to have a heart attack first.  Finally, he darted into the bathroom and I slammed the door on him before heading to the laundry room where the fly-swat was hanging in a small broom  closet.

Let me pause here to say that as a child, I discovered I was horrible at sports. You see, I have a problem with depth perception. My brothers were eight and ten years older than I so mother would not let them beat me up, but my older brother wisely devised a way of getting even when I irritated him. He would offer to play catch and since I couldn’t catch the ball, he could hurl it at me and be certain to hit me with it. Then, he would tell Mother that he was just trying to play ball with me. It wasn’t his fault that I got hit, but back to the fly.

At first I couldn’t find him and I got to wondering if he had somehow gotten out as I slammed the door. I looked in the shower, but still no fly.  Then I spotted him on the wall just under the light fixture.  Now if he had been flying I probably would have chased him another fifteen minutes, but there he was, trying to get warm. All in all, it wasn’t even a fair fight.

The world is certainly a beautiful place if you just stop and look.  New life at every turn and the water running in all the streams. There is nothing more breathtaking than an unexpected waterfall or a quiet, shady glade. There is just one fly in the ointment,   B U G S!

Find a quite spot and curl up with a good book, and maybe some bug spray if you decide to do it outside!

Happy reading, Linda

 

Accept What You Can’t Change! (A Short Story)

I apologize for not posting in some time. The awful upper respiratory infection that was going around this year finally caught me.

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He was just a little boy, but even at three years old  he hated his size.  Most of the time it didn’t bother him that he was taller than the other children. What he hated most was going into the grocery store with his mother and having to ride in the cart. If Mom was in a hurry putting him in the seat, sometimes he would bump his knees on the wire  and that really hurt. When Mom measured him on the picture of the giraffe that hung on the closet door and was made to keep up with children’s height, she would smile and say how wonderful it was that he would be tall like his dad and grandpa. Of course it wasn’t her that was too tall to fit in that basket on wheels, but what could a boy do? Would he stop growing if she didn’t measure him on the giraffe anymore? He would have to think about that.

They were in the car when mom explained that they had to stop at the grocery store.  Oh no, he thought. How could he talk her out of putting him in the basket? He could walk beside her, he would be good. After all, he was three years old now.

His mother pulled into the market parking lot and parked, then got out and went to the passenger side to help him out.

“We must be quick, I need to get home so we can start dinner,” she explained as she took his hand and they walked toward the store.

Now was the time; how did he ask so she would agree? She was walking quickly and he had to almost run to keep up. Okay, he was going to try.

“Mom, would you let me walk beside the basket? I would be good, I promise,” he said, a hopeful expression on his face.

” Honey, I’m in a hurry, we should have been home by now.  Please be good and don’t make a fuss,” she replied.

“Please, my legs don’t fit in that basket. I’ll stay right beside you, I promise,” he pleaded.

“Okay, but you can’t wonder off. You have to stay right beside me, I don’t have time to hunt for you if we get separated,” she said.

They went up one aisle to get two cans of tomatoes.  In another section they got a bag of onions.  Mom looked down at him and smiled before they went back to where the meat was kept for a large package of ground beef.

The next thing he knew, a lady was coming toward him while pushing a basket and she was wobbling all over the place.  If he stayed beside Mom, the lady was going to run over him, but he had promised. What was he supposed to do? He decided that the only thing he could do was move over behind Mom until the lady went by.  He was walking behind his mother and watching her while waiting for the lady to pass when his mother suddenly stopped the cart. Soon, she was calling his name.  Was she angry? Would she torture him by putting him back in the basket? She called his name again, a little louder this time.

As she was turning toward him,  he answered her. “I am right behind you, baby!” he said, quoting a song he had heard in the car earlier.

At first he couldn’t tell. Was she angry? Would she put him back in the cart?  Then he saw it, the little tilt at the corner of her mouth. She was trying to keep from laughing.

“There you are, let’s get some bread sticks and then we can go home. I thought we would have spaghetti and meatballs. That is your and Daddy’s favorite dinner.”

Some years later, when he was in the sixth grade, he has asked his mom to quit measuring him. He was even taller, well  over six foot, and tired of being tall. He is sorry to report that it didn’t work.

 

 

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